Anonymous asked: How old were you when you lost your virginity? What was it like?

13. My dad took me to a whorehouse for my Bar Mitzvah.  I was like “Dad I don’t think this is how Bar Mitzvahs work!” and he was like ‘SHUT UP AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!” It was a tuesday in DC.  I’ve never been to a whorehouse anywhere but I imagine tuesdays aren;t their best nights. I visit him in jail occasionally.

Good old dad.

 

Ok I hope everyone gets this is a joke