March 2012
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February 2012
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Ok I actually do have a ton of work to do. So I...
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Jake and Amir: Shaving
Jake: You're not just gonna shave the soul patch right?
Amir: I don't know haven't decided yet. But you've decided to be a queen douche about it
Jake: Hey look I'm being nice....
Amir: I know I know
Jake: ...I'm teaching you to shave right now....
Amir: I know I know I know
Jake: ...and you're 28 years old.....
Amir: I know I know I know I know
Jake: ...so its something your dad should've taught you...
Amir: IknowIknowIknow I KNOW ALREADY I SAID I KNOW
Jake:
Amir:
Jake:
Amir: Jesus you don't have to be a queen douche about it
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totheperfectspace asked: What episode is that dialogue about the pee from?
Goodnight. Hopefully I won’t be dead by morning jk I’m not that sick
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Jake and Amir
Jake: They were lighting the birthday candles and you blew them out and said "Happy Birthday to pee" and then you whipped out your penis and tried to urinate, but couldn't
Amir: I had just drained the main vein, like 25 seconds earlier
Jake: Okay, I'm not upset that you couldn't pee I'm upset that you tried
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Jake: Then you whipped out your penis one more time, you said "Follow my trail of pee to victory" but once again could not produce any urine
Amir: I had just-
Jake: -drained the main vein? No, I remember that. Ok, do you remember the skateboarder who rode by and saw your penis and laughed at you?
Amir: ......vaguely
Jake: You started crying, you said "Let's see your guido dick, I have a big penis, you have a string beanis"
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Jake: Okay, just stop and listen to me
Amir: No you stop and listen (pulls his pants down) to pee
Jake: Nothing
Amir: I just drained the main vein like a day ago ON A CAKE LEST YOU FORGET
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J n A
Amir:
Jake:
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Jake:
Amir: .....hey thanks ASIAN for the invite last night
Jake: That's really offensive
Watchthisiscasey7:
awinterborn:
Definitely wasn’t expecting that voice.
I definitely wasn’t expecting any of this video
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Jake and Amir
Amir: Oh shit you got earrings?
Jake: OH SHIT YOU'RE A LOSER
Amir: Why would you DO that?
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Reblog if you post about Jake and Amir. I need...
exeptionally-ordinary:
I’m following all of you.
I love all of you.
If you like Jake and Amir and you’re not following me, then thank you.
You: For what?
Me: FOR BEIN’ A BITCH
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mean-msmustard asked: Haha, hooray! Well just so you know, I haven't been reblogging your stuff nearly as much as I would have if you had been. Haha, I thought I had creeped you out or something! But yeah, this means I'm going to pretty much reblog or like probably almost everything you post. Just lettin' you know.
Anonymous asked: how many followers do u have?
mean-msmustard asked: You followed back! Thanks, it means a lot, considering the fact that your blog is one of my favorites. I especially like your taste in music. :D
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Nicolas Cage needs his own talk show okay
He would yell randomly sometime during the interview and at the end of the show a bell would ring and Nic would say “Well you know what that means! We’re gonna go…what?” “To commercial?” “STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE”
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reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
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every day
4 pm: Alright, time to do some serious homework. Just gonna check tumblr for a quick sec.......aaaaaand
3 in the morning: FFFFFFUUUCKKK
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“You may say I’m a dreamer but I’m not”
– Jeff Lemons
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Nothing like feeling like total shit, crawling with no strength left with a blanket wrapped around you, flopping down on the sofa, turning on the TV only to find AMIR BLUNENFELD.
It all goes away.
If you guessed THE DOORS, you are correct
Don’t like the Doors. Not one bit.
In bed, sick enough to be staying home from school...
How fitting