I HAVEN'T GOT FIVE FUCKING MINNUTES DENNY
WHERE’S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY
Claudette: I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa: Don't worry about it Everything will be fine
Claudette: DID YOU EVEN FUCKING HEAR ME YOU LITTLE CUNT I HAVE FUCKING BREAST CANCER AND IM PROBABLY GOING TO DIE
IM TIRED AHM WASTEHD I LAUV YOUU DAWLEENG
Lisa: Did you get the promotion? Johnny: Nah Lisa: ………..you didn’t get it did you
This movie has the most uncomfortable sex scenes I’ve ever seen. Thank god there are only 4 of them and they only last 15 minutes each!
I’m convinced Tommy Wiseau is an alien
Lisa: Can I try it on now? Johnny: surrrre ees yers
I feel like I have to liveblog this