acem brutha
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(via talkshows)
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(via jimmyfallonvevo)
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I HAVEN’T GOT FIVE FUCKING MINNUTES DENNY
WHERE’S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY
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- Claudette: I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
- Lisa: Don't worry about it Everything will be fine
- Claudette: DID YOU EVEN FUCKING HEAR ME YOU LITTLE CUNT I HAVE FUCKING BREAST CANCER AND IM PROBABLY GOING TO DIE
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IM TIRED AHM WASTEHD I LAUV YOUU DAWLEENG
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Lisa: Did you get the promotion?
Johnny: Nah
Lisa: ………..you didn’t get it did you -
Hai doggi
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This movie has the most uncomfortable sex scenes I’ve ever seen. Thank god there are only 4 of them and they only last 15 minutes each!
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I’m convinced Tommy Wiseau is an alien
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Lisa: Can I try it on now?
Johnny: surrrre ees yers
